MEGAN FOX SURE IS PURDY
Every day for just a short amount of time I allow Megan Fox to leave the cage in my basement where I keep her for a little exercise/free time. She sure put that time to good use in this photo shoot. Enjoy, and Megan get back in that cage!!!get more
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DANCING PACKER FAN
For all of you Packer fans who are constantly telling us how annoying Patrick is (and he is believe me the man is horribly annoying) This Packer fan is the reason why they stop serving $12 beers after the third quarter.get more
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GIRLS OF RYANAIR
I don't care if I have a stopover in Cedar Rapids, IA. I don't care if I have to sit next to a damned screaming baby. I don't care if all they serve is a Kosher meal. IM FLYING RYANAIR and so are you. Check out their sexy stewardess calendar.get more
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COUGAR MAULS TEEN/MAN
A man wanted to show off a cougar to a 16 year old girl, and they both got mauled for their trouble...I also got mauled by a "cougar" that I met at TGI Friday's this last weekend. When asked to comment I said........"WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"get more
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IN-STUDIO AUDIENCE
Our last terribly bored in-studio audience. Oh well it wasn't all bad for them. They got a good look at the Viking Cheerleaders and scored free Sonic breakfast.get more
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UNCLE FESTER LOOK-A-LIKE
This Hennipen County Deputy was nailed for DWI....but thats not the real news. He's the second Uncle Fester Look-A-Like in the last two days.....How about that?get more
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TEACHER-STUDENT LESBIAN AFFAIR
Usually, when you hear about a teacher having sex with a student, its the usual male-female 'interaction'. This sexy, SEXY aussie fooled around with her 14yo FEMALE student. She only got busted when her underage scissor-partner got a bf and decided to turn her in. Did I mention how hot she is? Click her pic to see 50 other HOT BAD teachers....well the first 5 at least.get more
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CAR CHASE ENDS HORRIBLY
This car chase ends horribly after the car leaves the road, ejects the driver, and nearly lands on top of him.get more
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TOO MUCH PLATIC SURGERY ?
Now I understand that some people (not me, I'm gorgeous) are so uncomfortable with their appearance that plastic surgery sounds like a viable option. But is there a thing as taking it too far? Well look at this broad and there's your answer. Oh the photo on the right is the after photo.get more
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UGLIEST PROSTITUTION RING PART 2
Let's face it, beggars can't be choosers. And beggars who pay for sex (Ross for example) really have no say in the matter. So let's pay homage to another entry into the WORLD'S UGLIEST PROSTITUTION RING!!! And in case you missed it here's another look at our first entry.get more
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FEMALE STREAKERS!
Now it's a shame that these girls are high schooler, cause I like their style. Perhaps this will inspire grown womens to shed their clothing during stupid sporting events.get more
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SCHIEK'S GIRLS
OH ME OH MIA and BELLA. These girl...these incredibly sexy girls are gonna get all kinds of naked for me and quite possibly some of you at Schiek's for our Sexy Halloween Costume Contest!!! Get the details.get more
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BIKINI CARWASH PHOTOS!
93X Half-Assed Morning Show Hooter's Bikini Car Wash!
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WORLD'S UGLIEST PROSTITUTION RING
I'm gonna go ahead an declare today October 13th National Good Looking Prostitute Appreciation Day. If you use the services of a prostitute (don't hide it there is nothing to be ashamed of...Ross) and she is a good lookin broad treat her right! Otherwise suffer the consequences. Check out the World's Ugliest Prositution Ring. The horror....the whore-er!get more
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BIKINI ICE FISHING TEAM
Back by popular demand just for fun let's relive the girls of the bikini ice fishing team!get more
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NHL ICE GIRLS
Finally a reason for Americans to start watching hockey. A bunch of NHL teams are trying a new approach to get more fans in the seats by hiring Ice Girls. And if that doesn't work then a new promotion Canadian Human Sacrifice Night.get more
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KIM KARDASHIAN BIKINI STYLE
Do you really need to look at Kim Kardashian frollicking on the beach. Her bodacious body filling out a teeny tiny bikini...of course you do!!!get more
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BACHELORETTE TROUBLE
Who says that contrived phony love on a crappy reality TV show doesn't last? Oh, that's right, anybody with half a brain that's who. Bachelorette Mary Delgado assaulted 'Bachelor' fiance Byron Velvick.
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DON'T BE ALL IN MY GRILL DOG!
This dog survived being hit by a car going 70 MPH with just a broken leg. That alone is bizarre enough, but then the dog somehow became lodged inside the grill of the car! Check it out.get more
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LOOK CLOSELY
A news crew was reporting wolf-dog that had escaped from an-Animal Services van. Apparently wolves are shy near people but not in front of the news camera as the same wolf walked right through while the crew was filming.get more
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VIKING CHEERLEADERS
Lissa and Sarah from the Viking Cheerleader Team stopped in so we can ogle them...oh and talk Vikings football of course. They're soooooooo pretty.get more
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60 SNEEZES IN 60 SECONDS
This soon to be insane girl (ACHOO!) has been sneezing (ACHOO!)constantly for over 2 years. (ACHOO) Of course (ACHOO!) all this top-notch info (ACHOO!) is coming from the (ACHOO!) best source of news EVER(ACHOO!)....Inside Edition (ACHOO!).....(ACHOO!)get more
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GIANT SLUG
The lady who foung this Canadian slug it looks like a giant turd. I don't know about that, I'd have to see a pic of it and Serbs side-by-side to be sure....get more
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VIKING CHEERLEADERS
Lissa and Sarah from the Viking Cheerleader Team stopped in so we can ogle them...oh and talk Vikings football of course. They're soooooooo pretty.get more
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HELP A VIRGIN
If this horribly miserable and I'm sure damned near suicidal 25-year-old virgin out. If this guys website gets 5 million hits by New Year's Eve then his friend will "help him out". So do Ross...I mean this guy a favor and spend a second.get more
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VIDEO: OLD MAN FALLS UP ESCALATOR
This old man encounters an escalator and well has a little difficulty.get more
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NAUGHTY PATRIOTS CHEERLEADER FIRED!!
This completely, totally, sexy New England cheerleader got her can canned for a traditional party shaming...But who gives a flying eff.....She might be the sexiest cheerleader I have ever seen. I LOOOOOVE my cheerleaders. Oh, and guys..? She's 18.....get more
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IN-STUDIO AUDIENCE
Another Friday, another horribly bored in-studio audience. get more
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WEASEL'S BIRTHDAY
The Schiek's girls stopped in to wish Weasel a very, very Happy Birthday!get more
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SEXIEST FOOTBALL PICKS EVER!
Women...is there anything better than them. Clearly not. And when we mix an icredibly choice one like Ellie from Schieks here with football...excuse me I'm getting a little emotional here.get more
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PLAYBOY'S GIRLS OF THE BIG 10
SKI U MAH Playboy girls Chloe and Missy! These two wonderful Golden Gopher coed were kind enough to take all of their clothes off in the new issue of Playboy Magazine girls of the BIG 10!!! Meet them Thursday night at Bootlegger's in Minneapolis at 9:00.get more
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WORLD'S UGLIEST PROSTITUTION RING
I'm gonna go ahead an declare today October 13th National Good Looking Prostitute Appreciation Day. If you use the services of a prostitute (don't hide it there is nothing to be ashamed of...Ross) and she is a good lookin broad treat her right! Otherwise suffer the consequences. Check out the World's Ugliest Prositution Ring. The horror....the whore-er!get more
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COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!!!
Every generation has a movie that defines them. This summer, prepare yourselves for a motion picture event of a lifetime. An ex-governor, his trusty sidekick, and A-Holes. Lots and lots of A-holes. On August 5th, prepare to be BUSTED. Jesse 'The Body' Ventura IS.....THE FISH POLICE! Coming soon to a lake near you.get more
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ROSS AT THE FAIR
Ross eating a "super dog" at the Minnesota great get together! get more
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