TEACHER-STUDENT LESBIAN AFFAIR
Usually, when you hear about a teacher having sex with a student, its the usual male-female 'interaction'. This sexy, SEXY aussie fooled around with her 14yo FEMALE student. She only got busted when her underage scissor-partner got a bf and decided to turn her in. Did I mention how hot she is? Click her pic to see 50 other HOT BAD teachers....well the first 5 at least.get more
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UGLIEST PROSTITUTION RING PART 2
Let's face it, beggars can't be choosers. And beggars who pay for sex (Ross for example) really have no say in the matter. So let's pay homage to another entry into the WORLD'S UGLIEST PROSTITUTION RING!!! And in case you missed it here's another look at our first entry.get more
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BOOTYLICIOUS
Maybe you like girls with a small butt...or maybe you like you girls with a sloppy jiggly or firm backside. Let the debate begin!get more
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JOHN DALY IN THE COOLER
That darn John Daly. He LOOOOVES the Hooters. First he gets in trouble ON THE COURSE at the Hooters Tent, now, he get trashed at a Hooters and isn't even allowed back on his own bus. I hope thse wings were worth it.get more
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ESCAPE ARTIST JONATHON BRYCE STOPS BY THE 93X STUDIOS
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CANADIAN BI-ATHLETES
These sexy girls like three things; Skiing, guns, and taking off their clothes. They are doing it for a good cause, they just want to get to the winter Olympics in 2 years. Help em out if you can.get more
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IN-STUDIO AUDIENCE
Another Friday another bored in-studio audience. However, this week our guests were treated to a whole plethora of hotness. Featuring Bella and Mia of Schiek's. If that wasn't enough we added the tough sexy North Star Roller Girls. Join in on the fun.get more
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THE BEER CANDIDATE
Finally a part we all can identify with. Hell, this presidential candidate can even get Nick involved in the political process. He's running on the tastiest, less fillingest platform of all time. Sweet sudsy beer. And he's not doing it for the prestige of becoming the most powerful man int he world. He's doin it for the 'straight cash homey.'get more
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MOTHER OF THE YEAR
Another entrant for our Mother of the Year contest. This Brittish "Mum" doesn't punish her 13 year-old daughter, cause that would require parenting. Rather she rewards again 13 YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER by letting her smoke, drink, smoke the weed, and have the sexual relations.
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MOTHER OF THE YEAR!!!
This is quickly becomming one of my favorite games. Coming across mothers who are supposed to be kind and sweet and chicken pot pie makin lose their FRIGGIN' GORD! This beauty decided to try to shoot her daughter's boyfriend in a drive-by...while her kids were in the car!!!get more
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WEASEL'S BIRTHDAY
The Schiek's girls stopped in to wish Weasel a very, very Happy Birthday!get more
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SEXIEST FOOTBALL PICKS EVER!
Women...is there anything better than them. Clearly not. And when we mix an icredibly choice one like Ellie from Schieks here with football...excuse me I'm getting a little emotional here.get more
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PLAYBOY'S GIRLS OF THE BIG 10
SKI U MAH Playboy girls Chloe and Missy! These two wonderful Golden Gopher coed were kind enough to take all of their clothes off in the new issue of Playboy Magazine girls of the BIG 10!!! Meet them Thursday night at Bootlegger's in Minneapolis at 9:00.get more
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IN-STUDIO AUDIENCE
Another Friday and another horribly bored yet good looking studio audience. Our guests were treated to an interview with fallopian tube lovin wrestling superstar Santino Morello, as well as football picks with MN Favorite Negro oddly named Rob Thomas. get more
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ROSS AT THE FAIR
Ross eating a "super dog" at the Minnesota great get together! get more
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IN-STUDIO FRIDAY/CW TALENT SEARCH
Another in-studio guest Friday! We subjected them to our idiotic ramblings, but in return they got to ogle the girls in our CW talent search. Click here to vote for the winner! Click here to join the fun(?)get more
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HOOTERS GIRLS: JEWEL, SAMANTHA, & JESSICA
Hooters Girls Jewel, Samantha, & Jessica Stopped By The Half Assed Morning Show.get more
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WHEEL OF DEATH-CHINESE WATER TORTURE
Ordinarily I love nothing more than to watch Ross squirm...but even two hours of Chinese-Water Torture is a bit much for me to stomache. At least he got a bath out of the deal.get more
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ASK A LAWYER...WHAT THE HELL???
Our very good lawyer friend Ryan Pacyga (spotted wearing a bandana) might need to ask the judge for a recess to come up with a defense strategy for this photo.
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KIM KARDASHIAN BIKINI PHOTOS
Your Monday morning fix of the beautifully backsided bikini-clad Kim Kardashian...you're welcome!get more
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Mmmm.... PIZZA!
Check out pictures from the Half-Assed Morning Show Pizza Eating Contest!
ROSS VS. STRAP ON
UPDATE: ROSS WAS THE BIG WINNER!!!get more
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The Dueling Shavers
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RICK'S CABARET GIRLS
Come join Rudy and the saucy strippers at Rick's Cabaret from 9:00 - 11:00pm. Come down and celebrate Rick's 10th Anniversary!
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INTERN KING
Check out all the male on male ass grabing your curious nature can handle. Hail King Serbs!get more
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EASTON GIRLS!!!
I've run out of adjectives so I'm gonna string a few togther to describe Liz and Laura. Hot...Smoking HOT! Ridiculously ummmm HOT!!!! They will be at the Easton Hockey booth in the River Centre with our incredibly ugly donkey faced Nick from 3-5 Saturday.get more
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VALENTINE'S DAY DATING GAME
Our boy Strap-On will never ever be this lucky again! He had three beautiful girls battling it out to take him out to dinner and to Linkin Park. get more
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RANDY SHAVER
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JAN 11, 2008-CAGED HEAT
Is there anything saucier than two chicks beatin on eachother inside the steel cage? Well maybe if they share a therapudic bubble bath afterwards. See the carnage unfold at The Myth tonight!get more
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STRAP-ON BEING SWUNG AROUND BY WRESTLERS
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SCHIEKS GIRLS
Oh how I would love to huddle up with these girls. Join them at the 93X tailgate party, or catch the game at Schieks where the entertainment is much better than any silly football game.get more
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AND THE RADICAL SABBATICAL WINNER IS ...
Congratulations to who won the trip of a lifetime ... get more
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HOOTERS GIRLS
We just can't wait until our Charity Car Wash Fiday August 17th at Hooters in Burnsville. Here are some photos of scantily clad Hooters girls!get more
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JULY 25, 2007-NUDE SHOPPER
God I can't stand working at this gas station for another minu.....hey cool a Ferrari...Hey wait a blonde chick...HEY WAIT SHE'S HOT AND NAKED AND SHOPPING!!! I LOVE MY JOB!!! One thing I can tell you is that she wasn't shoplifting.get more
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JULY 9,2007--VIKING CHEERLEADERS
The only thing to look forward to during the Vikings season...The Cheerleaders!!! Some of this year's rookie squad came to see the HAMS. SKOL you Vking Vixens SKOL!!!get more
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TOO MUCH PLATIC SURGERY ?
Now I understand that some people (not me, I'm gorgeous) are so uncomfortable with their appearance that plastic surgery sounds like a viable option. But is there a thing as taking it too far? Well look at this broad and there's your answer. Oh the photo on the right is the after photo.get more
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NAUGHTY PATRIOTS CHEERLEADER FIRED!!
This completely, totally, sexy New England cheerleader got her can canned for a traditional party shaming...But who gives a flying eff.....She might be the sexiest cheerleader I have ever seen. I LOOOOOVE my cheerleaders. Oh, and guys..? She's 18.....get more
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CLOSE CALL
We all hate traffic. Especially when you get behind one of those slow moving vehicles transporting stuff. Take a lesson from this and be patient, don't follow too close, and maybe you can avoid this. Or you could just change lanes and fly past the guy while screaming obscenities and giving the driver the finger.get more
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THE SCHIEK'S GIRLS STOP BY THE 93X STUDIOS BEFORE THEIR SEXY COSTUME PARTY!
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TRAILER PARK WEDDING
This happy bride is headed down the isle for the low, low price of only $165,000. The Dress? $26,000. She's 16 and for her big day, her parents bought the couple a new trailer. Now THAT'S the life....get more
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SCHIEK'S GIRLS
OH ME OH MIA and BELLA. These girl...these incredibly sexy girls are gonna get all kinds of naked for me and quite possibly some of you at Schiek's for our Sexy Halloween Costume Contest!!! Get the details.get more
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NORTH STAR ROLLER GIRLS
Don't be fooled by these pretty girls on their skates, cause theyll knock you on your ass! The new season for the North Star Roller Girls gets underway Saturday at the Convention Centerget more
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TAMPON LADY
This 27-year-old shoplifter thought the best way to fight back at the 5-oh was to pull out a 'well-used bloody sanitary napkin' and throw it at him...one word. YUCK. She was just a little emotional, must have been that time of the month. And for once, that is not a sterotype. It was actually true.get more
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IN-STUDIO AUDIENCE
Another Friday, another horribly bored in-studio audience. get more
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WORLD'S UGLIEST PROSTITUTION RING
I'm gonna go ahead an declare today October 13th National Good Looking Prostitute Appreciation Day. If you use the services of a prostitute (don't hide it there is nothing to be ashamed of...Ross) and she is a good lookin broad treat her right! Otherwise suffer the consequences. Check out the World's Ugliest Prositution Ring. The horror....the whore-er!get more
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NHL ICE GIRLS
Finally a reason for Americans to start watching hockey. A bunch of NHL teams are trying a new approach to get more fans in the seats by hiring Ice Girls. And if that doesn't work then a new promotion Canadian Human Sacrifice Night.get more
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BIKINI ICE FISHING TEAM
Back by popular demand just for fun let's relive the girls of the bikini ice fishing team!get more
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THE AMAZING JONATHON BRYCE
See what ridiculous lengths guys will go to when Playboy girls are involved. Our friend escape artist Jonathon Bryce was willing to go so far as to lie on a bed of 10-inch spikes. Check out his website to see him perform this and more incredible feats live.get more
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VIKINGS CHEERLEADERS
Yeah yeah yeah it's football season blah blah blah show me more cheerleaders! That's something I can get behind nicely. Speaking of nice behinds check out Krisandra and Bailey! WEE HOO!!!!! Catch them at bars all around the metro and buy their swimsuit calendars.get more
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WORST CELEBRITY FEMALE BODY PARTS
Dude so the other night I was gonna hook up with Jennifer Garner. She took me back to her place. She took of her shirt and I was like "WORD!". She took of her pants and I was like "DOUBLE WORD!" Then I got a look at her toes and I was like "NO THANKS I'M UH...I GOT A HEADACHE...THANKS ANYWAY". Here is a list of the worst celebrity female body parts composed by no doubt some of the most jealous catty females in the world!get more
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TOP 10 SEXY FEMALE OLYMPIC ATHLETES
Being that I am a somewhat functional American male I have absolutely no interest in the Olympic Games. That was until I checked out the top 10 sexy female Olympic athletes! Make you wanna smack yo mama!get more
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BROCK LESNAR
MMA superstar Brock Lesnar made a visit today. He'll be a part of UFC 87 August 9th at Target Center.get more
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BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS
We honestly can't take it anymore! Our three pathetically loney and sex starved male interns need somebody, andbody!!! They created profiles to see if anybody is willing to do some charity and give these guys a break. get more
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PLAYBOY'S GIRLS OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
I'm not exactly sure why Playboy sought out girls of the Olive Garden...and quite frankly I don't care. They are featured in the new edition of the magazine. Your move girls of the Macaroni Grill, you fettucine alfredo serving vixens!!!get more
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ASS KICKED BY A GIRL!!!
Ok so Ross will do anything to make physical contact with a girl, even if it puts him in traction. Here is super bad-ass Paula Myers squeezing the life outta the big dumb ape. Check out Paula as she steps into the cage match for a fight at Elko Speedway Friday June 26th.get more
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COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!!!
Every generation has a movie that defines them. This summer, prepare yourselves for a motion picture event of a lifetime. An ex-governor, his trusty sidekick, and A-Holes. Lots and lots of A-holes. On August 5th, prepare to be BUSTED. Jesse 'The Body' Ventura IS.....THE FISH POLICE! Coming soon to a lake near you.get more
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HOOTERIFFIC!!!! HOOTERS GIRLS!
It just wouldn't be Memorial Day without ice cold beers, Hooters chicky wingies, and scantily clad bouncy beautiful hooteriffic Hooters Girls.get more
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DUFFMAN AND THE KING
Oh what fun, Duffman came by for a visit. Strap-On still doesn't get. A rap battle ensued and a good time was had by all...with just a few casualties.get more
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CHEERLEADERS BEHAVING BADLY
The Sacramento Kings cheerleaders raised and the Orange County cheerleaders went all-in...your move Wolves and Vikings girls.
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RYAN PACYGA I FIND YOU IN CONTEMPT!
How can a man(?) wear a shirt like this and have a smokestack wife is beyond me! get more
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WORLD'S WACKIEST DATING SHOW
Yu Zhenhuan, the world's hariest man, is single again and on the prowl! Ladies how can you pass up a chance to pin this guy down? Well this has inspired me to create the world's wackiest dating show...check out the contestants.get more
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SCHIEKS GIRLS!
The nicely rounded apple-shaped hiney girls of Schieks stopped by to torment Josh the day before his wedding and let him know what he is missing out on..well so far as his wife knows. get more
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RICK'S GIRLS
If you show up for Toys For Ta Ta's at Rick's Cabaret and donate a whole boatload of toys maybe Santa will leave you a Rick's girl under your tree. get more
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SEXIEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST
Check Out All Of Our Sexy Contestents!get more
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AUGUST 17 - HOOTERS BIKINI CAR WASH
Gettin' wet for a good cause!get more
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AUGUST 3, 2007-WES BORLAND
Man this guy is so refreshing compared to his former band mate and total clown ass Fred Durst. Spedo wearing frontman Wes Borland's new band is Black Light Burnscatch them tonight at The Rock. Hear their new kick ass single "Lie" exclusively on 93X.get more
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COUGARS/MILF SEARCH
Congrats to Tina from Blaine who won passes to hang out with Bret Michaels and POISON after their show!
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JULY 3, 2007-SCHIEKS GIRLS!!!
The lovely ladies from SCHIEKS came to tell us about their amatuer contest.get more
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